学习啦 邱妹 2019-11-29 16:21:05
1.Can you name the capital of every state in the U. S.inten seconds
2.A motorist ran into a motorcyclist,yet the motorcyclistwas not hurt while the motorist was badly injured.Why
3.A police officer had a brother,but the brother had nobrother. How could that be
2.The motorist was walking.
3.The police officer was a lady.
1、Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
2、If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.
4、Keenly cleaning copper kettles.
5、Local yokel jokes.
1 Australian Virgin
A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be avirgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced is a virgin & marries him.
On their honeymoon she says "I'm going to the bathroom & get ready. You get things ready out here."
When she comes out of the bathroom, he has pushed all the furniture out in the hall.
"Why did you do that?" she asked.
"Well love, I figured if women were anything like kangaroos we'd need all the room we can get"...
2 Suspicious Mother
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner. Love, Brian".
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
1.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour
2.Why is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage
3.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the
other side when it enters a room
1.Because it can't sit down.
2.He's teaching them what not to say.
3.Because it can't see both sides at once.
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